Case of the Mondays - Preakness Porty Potty Leap of Fail

Aside from being the 2nd leg of racing’s triple crown, it is a must stop for boozing college kids in the mid-Atlantic region. Every year over a 100k college students flood to Maryland to just get ripped on the Preakness infield. Most never even see a horse. The legendary Urinal Run has been frowned upon so event planners are spacing them out so people can’t make the 40 yard dash in one fell swoop. Another option is to dive across the gap. A bad idea.