Author Archives: Steve Kohlbecker

Case of the Mondays – Nutshot and Headshot Ultra Combo

Caution:

The following video contains some foul language, some blood, a fat kid, and perhaps the stupidest 45 seconds you will ever see. I encourage you to not operate heavy anything while watching.

Call of Duty: Black Ops Freakout

Sometimes in an FPS match people will you. Chances are that not every time you consider it to be fair. This gamer takes it to a whole new level. Video documentation and everything. This is one of the best gamer rants I have heard in quite awhile.

Friday Feel Good Video – Friendly Fire Pwnage

Who needs enemies when you have friends like this? If any of my friends pulled this type of shit on me, they would have to sleep with one eye open, because tea bags are a comin’. Bloop!

Review: Saw 2

There are two kinds of people out there. Those who enjoy torture horror and those who do not. I am in the latter. I did see the first Saw movie and thought the concept to be something new from the usual slasher flicks. The premise of the movie franchise and ultimately the games is simple. This maniac has a giant game of elaborate traps that are designed to kill you. You have to stay alive. After playing through this game, I am not sure I really wanted to make it out unscathed.

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Happy Hump Day Video – Denny’s Super Brawl

The upcoming video is the reason why cameras were invented. What would we do if an actual brawl broke out in a Denny’s on Halloween with everyone is costume and we missed it? Sit back, watch, and enjoy the epic win placed before you.

Nuketown is the Single Worst Map in FPS History

I think Call of Duty: Black Ops is a great game. I am thoroughly enjoying the multiplayer as it I think it is the best effort in a CoD game thus far. However, the pock mark on the face of this game is Nuketown. The concept of having a map at a 1960′s era Nuclear Testing Site is a great idea. The map itself has great detail, creepy mannequins, a doomsday clock, and even Easter Egg mailboxes from in-game characters. Despite all this, playing on Nuketown is by far the worst thing about Black Ops multi. Here is why.

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Case of the Mondays – Kite Surfing Fail

I have never kite surfed before. It did not sound all that safe to me. No parachute and in the mercy of the wind. So some kids tried. Guess how that turned out. Crikey. Kite Surfing: Australian for dumbass.

Review: WWE Smackdown vs Raw 2011

WWE Smackdown vs RAW is finding itself on familiar ground with the great sports franchises of EA. The series tries to make leaps and bounds every year because the game will sell millions and people need a reason to buy the latest release. Unlike sports, WWE rosters/factions are so fluid, they can change multiple times in a year. More importantly, the action is entirely scripted and for the most part predictable. The ratings of most of the Superstars does not change from year to year that drastically. THQ was able to revamp the single player modes for 2011 making this installment well worth picking up.

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Friday Feel Good Video – Track And Fail

This video does a better job of describing this than I could ever do. I have one question. When did people start running high school track in hooded sweatshirts? If that was an upcoming fad, it probably just died.

Borderlands Cosplay FTW

Borderlands is known for its mammoth arsenal of weapons you can choose from. The game actually generates original guns as its runs. I would have no problem if the game generated more of what you will see after the jump.

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