Happy Hump Day – Handball Headshot

Apparently handball is a huge sport. I think they are trying to get it in the Olympics. We used to play it in gym class because it was super cheap and low maintenance. The game is not that hardcore but this guy gets absolutely pwned.

Case of the Mondays – Nutshot and Headshot Ultra Combo

Caution:

The following video contains some foul language, some blood, a fat kid, and perhaps the stupidest 45 seconds you will ever see. I encourage you to not operate heavy anything while watching.

Call of Duty: Black Ops Freakout

Sometimes in an FPS match people will you. Chances are that not every time you consider it to be fair. This gamer takes it to a whole new level. Video documentation and everything. This is one of the best gamer rants I have heard in quite awhile.

Friday Feel Good Video – Friendly Fire Pwnage

Who needs enemies when you have friends like this? If any of my friends pulled this type of shit on me, they would have to sleep with one eye open, because tea bags are a comin’. Bloop!

Happy Hump Day Video – Denny’s Super Brawl

The upcoming video is the reason why cameras were invented. What would we do if an actual brawl broke out in a Denny’s on Halloween with everyone is costume and we missed it? Sit back, watch, and enjoy the epic win placed before you.

Case of the Mondays – Kite Surfing Fail

I have never kite surfed before. It did not sound all that safe to me. No parachute and in the mercy of the wind. So some kids tried. Guess how that turned out. Crikey. Kite Surfing: Australian for dumbass.

Friday Feel Good Video – Track And Fail

This video does a better job of describing this than I could ever do. I have one question. When did people start running high school track in hooded sweatshirts? If that was an upcoming fad, it probably just died.

Happy Hump Day – Kinect Pwnage

It did not take long for people to break their TVs and injure their loved ones while playing with Kinect. Not sure how Dad plans on explaining this to the school nurse but the old line that “Billy walked into the basement door again” might not fly.

Case of the Mondays – Fenced in the Nuts

Steve went home with a 102 fever. Maybe it’s from eating that lollypop out of that stripper’s snatch. We told him not to do it. We’ll never really know, but today I get the honor of picking the Case of the Mondays video. I’ve never understood fencing. Two people all suited up with weird ball-ended swords trying to swat each other. Get some real samurai swords, then I’ll watch. At least you can cause some damage while practicing. Maybe wear a cup next time. Sweet bow, Gil.

Friday Feel Good Video – Cupid Shuffle off the Boat Fail

I have never heard of the Cupid Shuffle. It looks easy enough. I guess not everyone can grasp that concept. Maybe they should have said “to the right instead.” I want to learn how to Dougie.