Friday Feel Good Video - Pole Dancing Fail

I actually know a girl who teaches pole dancing as a fitness class and she is in incredible shape. Just because a trained professional has a studio with safety mats, harnesses, and stabilized poles, does not mean you can talk your dad into letting you install one in your room all half-assed like. Your excuse that “it’s for exercise” is bullshit when you and your skank friend webcam it. Also, skank friend first shuts off music and laughs as Misty or Jade or whatever she calls herself is on the ground writhing in pain.

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One Response to “Friday Feel Good Video - Pole Dancing Fail”

  1. Matt Banks
    January 28, 2011 at 12:56 pm #

    Coming next to the main stage, let’s put our hands together for Kiki!

    You have one goal in life as a parent: keep your daughter off the pole. Parenting Fail.

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