Here you go fellas! Level up your Black Ops character AND get a blowjob while you get that killstreak. It’s a one of a kind BJ perk! What else could a guy ask for? Oh wait, it’s from a gay dude - not that there’s anything wrong with that. I myself just partake in more of the female persuasion. Now that you’ve got the jizz of it - I mean jist - don’t all of you Black Ops gamers line up to respond to this Craigslist ad from Dearborn, Michigan all at once.
It’s our weekly musing into the busy lives of our very loyal Loot Ninja readers. For most of the shirt-and-tie working folk out there it’s the end of another shitty work week. For us gamers our week is just getting started (glorious weekend gaming time).
We want to give you the opportunity to sound off on all of the great games you’re playing at the moment. Did you just get a new game wrapped in cellophane? Are you in the middle of something right now – (still enjoying L.A. Noire and Dirt 3?) – or are you trying to finish off a title and start on your next great adventure? Loot Ninja wants to know!
It’s been months since I bought Dead Space 2, and I finally cracked into the game and started playing. In no more than two days I’ve already gotten to the beginning of chapter 6. It’s definitely more “action-packed” than the first game, and I’m starting to pick up on the cadence of the scares as I make my way through the game. Eerie hallway, open room, creepy sounds, scare, fight necromorphs, action sequence, open room, eerie hallway, etc. That’s not to say that the game is predictable by any means, it’s just more action oriented than the first game, which had a silent, dark creepiness that can’t be touched by another game (well maybe Penumbra and Amnesia: Dark Decent).
Other than that, I’m really happy and thankful that the PSN is back online. Now I can go back and redeem all of my L.A. Noire cases, DLC, and suits for the game, as well as Dead Space 2 DLC. Looking forward to getting back into the shoes of Cole Phelps and Isaac Clarke, both attacking the 33 street missions I have to do and the 33 necromorphs trying to get at my face.
What the hell have you guys been up to and been playing over the last week? Be sure to let me know what you’re gaming on in the comments……
Tweak
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hmmm…obviously a shining example of the populous of dearborn, mi…
I’m about to turn on Monster Hunter Tri and play online with Capcom Unity I am also thinking of picking up Batman Arkham Asylum today I loved that demo but never picked it up. I’m hella excited for E3 lots of cool stuff this year.
Windowlicker pick up Batman: AA. Don’t think just do lol there’s no way you can regret it. You could even pick up the GOTY edition to get the 3D with glasses if your into that kinda thing. Unless you hate fun in which case I’d steer clear of it.
That ad bring up so many questions. How come women seeking men don’t offer this kinda stuff? There would be alot less single ladies (or just more ladies with dicks in their mouth). Would you really beleive someone that says their handing out free BJ’s that their disease free? Should us disease free people have a little ID card that says disease free since.. and have our doctors stamp the date? What the fuck does “fly like a cheese stick” mean?
Anyways enjoy the thrill ride that is DS 2. I’m working on AC brotherhood still. I plan on 100% that bitch
Tweak, I offer up some more questions to ask: Do you really want a BJ from a chick that is offering up free ones while you play video games? She probably is not hot at ALL, more encroaching on what a female version of a Chicago Bears linebacker would look like. Hot chicks never do shit like this. Look at what happens when kids get molested in school by their teachers. 99% of the time they are not hot. Child molesters? Same way. Unfortunate looking.
I love how you want to take the “Accident free in the workplace for XX days” and turn that into an ID card with, “Herpes and Chlamydia free for 20 days.” I still wouldn’t believe the card.
Maybe he’s offering up frozen cheese sticks for snacks after the fact? Where you can lay back on his stained futon in the basement covered in sweat and have him feed you cheese sticks while he rips a bowl. I could have made this post 1,000 words with all of the questions I have and what you guys suggested………but then again, that’s what colorful readers’ comments are for.
Picked it up this afternoon and also downloaded all my PSN welcome back content. Infamous and Super Star Dust were my PS3 choices. Now I’m full of new games and won’t need anything for awhile. My pile of shame is growing dammit.