Things are looking up for 2011. With the cancellation of seeing Aliens: Colonial Marines from Gearbox Software in 2011, I thought all hope was lost. With this announcement, I guess I was wrong.
There is actually a company out there called D-Dub Software that is working on a game to spoof the character world of World of Warcraft. It ultimately gives gamers the opportunity to do what they can’t do in Blizzard Software’s game: have sex with an hot orc.
The game (as you can expect) is a NSFW adult video game that let’s gamers go on an “erotic fantasy quest”. There really isn’t a whole lot of other information on the game out there at this point. But imagine Leisure Suit Larry or other similar adult titles and tell it to have sex with World of Warcraft characters. What you get as a baby is the game BoneCraft. Here’s the description for the trailer:
Somewhere, in some galaxy, a peaceful land of orcs and elves is about to be torn apart.
A mighty spacecraft hurtles through the sky, filled with invaders from a planet far away. They call themselves the Good Ol’ Boys, but the elves fear nothing good will come of their visit. These drunken space marines are about to discover that the planet harbors the most precious commodity in the universe: elf pussy.
Can the elves vanquish this new enemy before they discover the secret elf brothels? Will the horny orcs be able to resist the charms of their sexy elf neighbors? And how will they defeat the most frightening enemy of all?
It follows D-Dub Software’s 2010 hit “BoneTown”. Apparently in the first title BoneTown, you could snort cocaine or do drugs, punch hippies in the face, and then have sex with stuff (probably ladies’ vaginas). BoneCraft is set to be more of the same, only filled with side-quests, battles, and something a small group of gamers already want to have sex with: half-naked bikini clad elves.
The trailer on the official site is absolutely hilarious, and I highly suggest going out and watching it (if you can). It’s definitely not safe for work or anything so be careful, but you really can’t beat watching a General Knoxx-like character from Borderlands popping through a silk curtain with what looks like a mechanical cock and balls for 3 scantily clad elven creatures.
There isn’t a set release date for BoneCraft as of yet, but we expect to hear and see something around the end of the year. I’ll be giving you guys updates as I see them, but be sure to get your hands ready (and your lotion ready) cum - I mean come December.
[via Asylum]
