Last week I stumbled across a commercial for Super Mario/Zelda cereal from the 80s. Apparently they had a Donkey Kong cereal which looks and hopefully tastes identical to Capt. Crunch. No inclusion of crunch berries which is a fail. Something about a large primate kidnapping a women and throwing barrels at a sweaty Italian guy is not what I want on my breakfast table. I’ll stick with thieving rabbits and my Trix.