Caution:

The following video contains some foul language, some blood, a fat kid, and perhaps the stupidest 45 seconds you will ever see. I encourage you to not operate heavy anything while watching.

I have never kite surfed before. It did not sound all that safe to me. No parachute and in the mercy of the wind. So some kids tried. Guess how that turned out. Crikey. Kite Surfing: Australian for dumbass.

Steve went home with a 102 fever. Maybe it’s from eating that lollypop out of that stripper’s snatch. We told him not to do it. We’ll never really know, but today I get the honor of picking the Case of the Mondays video. I’ve never understood fencing. Two people all suited up with weird ball-ended swords trying to swat each other. Get some real samurai swords, then I’ll watch. At least you can cause some damage while practicing. Maybe wear a cup next time. Sweet bow, Gil.

Have you ever been to a theme park and they have that tram thing that shuttles people around at like 10 MPH? Then the guy says over the loudspeaker, “Watch out for the tram please”. Seems like good advice. Apply that learned skill to trampolines. Why? Watch. Pwned.

It is almost Election Day. Many politicians will promise change and a better country for you and me. Some will promise other things. Some will accuse people for selling boners. Yeah.

After you have played about 10 games of Madden, the commentary will seem to get stale. They can only record so many phrases. What if we could comment on our own games, anyway we wanted? This guy does. Warning: Video Contains Explicit language and use of racial slurs.

I own rollerblades. I use them to play hockey. I don’t try to jump over small fences into the street because it is a bad idea and you will get hurt. I also do not wear cool sweatshirt and acid washed jean combos either. The only worse thing than getting hurt is looking like a dumbass while doing it.

There are certain things you can’t see with your own eyes. I am talking about shit like the wind and love. Apparently you can see what peer pressure looks like. Watch as this kid is talked into a bad decision and probably the emergency room.

There are 2 things to take home from this video. First, whoever did this is an idiot. Flipping is for outside and away from furniture. Second, you have to be careful not to knock yourself out when there are Gingers running rampant through the hallways. He might try to take your soul as we all have learned that Gingers do not possess their own.

Sometimes life imitates art and sometimes it is awesome. Check out this great mini-skit about first dates. Personally, I would have asked for a little more at the end, but he did give her a cheeseburger. If he gave her a Big Montana, well, the next stop is ZJ city.