The upcoming video is the reason why cameras were invented. What would we do if an actual brawl broke out in a Denny’s on Halloween with everyone is costume and we missed it? Sit back, watch, and enjoy the epic win placed before you.

It did not take long for people to break their TVs and injure their loved ones while playing with Kinect. Not sure how Dad plans on explaining this to the school nurse but the old line that “Billy walked into the basement door again” might not fly.

Video taping your buddies doing extreme stuff on skateboards may not be as cool as you think. It sure is funny as shit when your buddies collide on a steep decline and look like jackasses. You get a gold medal in the Fail Games.

What’s better than spinning in circles until you throw up? How about giving someone a boot to the face in the process. This chick obviously didn’t heed the “watch out” warning thrown her way. Stick and stone may break my bones, but I’m going to kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki.

In the back of the gym, you will notice a Fear The Bear mural. Why fear the bear? If you somehow butcher “My Country Tis of Thee”, the bear will wake from his 1,000 year slumber and eat your face. The fearing of bears should be at an all time high right now.

Hey Verizon, is there an app for this? Watch as an untrained amateur bartender/stupid girlfriend tries the famous “open champagne with a knife trick.” Also watch as this guy somehow doesn’t get killed in the process.

Gym class shenanigans were some of the best moments in high school. Someone always caught a hockey puck to the nuts or a volleyball to the face. I find this clip, well, precious.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the most white trash man in the world: “I don’t always get tazed when I ride my lawnmower to the bar, but when I do, I shit my pants.”