8 Bit Time Machine - 80′s Japanese Zelda Commercial

July 22, 2010

If you would have told me that Zelda would become the phenomenon it is today after seeing this debacle of a commercial, I would have laughed in your face. This looks like interpretative dance? To Zelda? Is that a parade float of Ganon? Is this supposed to be hip hop music? Lots of questions, no answers, all 80′s.

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8 Bit Time Machine: The Wizard

July 15, 2010

At the height of the 1980′s video game console craze, Nintendo teamed up with Universal to make the best movie about an autistic kid who runs away to a video game competition I have ever seen. The fact a creepy molester was chasing them down in arcades is beside the point. Where were you when Super Mario 3 was revealed? I was with my little brother at a matinee. We snuck in Jujubees.

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