Normally when we see the name of the band Coldplay we think of overly effeminate dudes in touch with their “sensitive sides” and make fun of them. Trust me, it’s okay for you to do this, they deserve it. Coldplay has become the gay-er version of bands in the same vein as Nickelback and Creed. You really shouldn’t like these bands unless you’re a 18 year old girl with a vagina, or you’re trying to get into said 18-yr old girl’s panties (gotta keep it legal here people). ”Yeah, Viva La Vida is my favorite track of their newer stuff, but I really like the earlier Parachutes album better….it’s more “indie”.”

Here is a Youtube video clearly showing that Coldplay straight out ripped off the familiar Mario “Star Invincibility” theme to make their song more catchy and recognizable. Where have I heard that before?

P.S. Yes. I am that dude that likes a few newer Coldplay songs but likes Parachutes better.

[via Today’s Biggest Thing]