After playing many different MMORPG’s both PC and console based, the big 2 for myself being Phantasy Star Online and World of Warcraft, it amazes me how some people are just retarded. Let me explain some facts of MMORPG’s before you decide to delve into the black abyss of this genre:

• These games are played typically by fairly bright players that become obsessed with leveling and finding items, which turns into an addiction and neglect of real life.
• These games have been designed to be played with “strategy” as a key element, which means that a group needs to be functional, this means the healer must fucking heal, buff, etc. Man does it piss me off to hear of mage type characters trying to melee or tank characters trying to DPS.
• If you are female and have a mic you can easily score free items from a bunch of lonely guys that have probably never spoken to a female before. Seriously, or just make a girl character and never speak.
• Once people reach the level cap they become bored with the game, maybe you should have thought about that before you grinded for three days straight and maxed out your level so fast.
• Also once people hit the higher levels they become an elitist and don’t give a shiet about helping others, they actually shun lower level characters and make them feel retarded for not knowing how to play yet.
• People playing MMORPG’s with you are not your friends! They are just some people you meet online and play games with, which means they don’t give a shiet about you or your feelings. I have actually heard of people getting upset because they were not invited to groups, let it go stupid.
• After logging in hundreds and hundreds of hours you still are no better off in the real world than you first started.

This has been a public service announcement from your good friends at Loot Ninja. Play at your own risk.