In the world of gaming there are plenty of fatasses. Loot Ninja even has it’s own fair share of large men, at the waist, not just below it. Below is a top ten of typical gaming snacks I came across that make your ass that much more cushioned to sit on.
- Nachos
- Oreos
- Beef Jerky
- Slim Jims - Many of you will shout here that Slim Jims ARE Beef Jerky, but I hate to break it to you, they are not.
- Combos
- Pizza Rolls (a personal favorite)
- Twinkies
- Mountain Dew
- Donuts
- Huge Piles of Candy
While I disagree with a few of these items they are pretty damn close. Where are the cupcakes though? Who doesn’t like cupcakes? And Hot Pockets, what about the Hot Pockets? Since those aren’t on this list I’ll just sit here thinking they are healthy for me.
What’s your snack of choice while gaming?
[Disclosure: I have not digested all of these snacks, I just found this list on the web from Topless Robot]
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Where is the pizza from pizza hut, dominos, Papa Johns, and whoever else delivers. Isn’t that another staple of the gamer, delivery pizza?
beef jerky is actually very healthy. although it has a high sodium count, it is usually fat free.
now Slim Jims, that is a whole other world.
Here in Oklahoma, we have the World Famous Robertson’s Slow Smoked Beef Jerky.
http://www.realbeefjerky.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=RH&Category_Code=RBJ
Buy some, it’s the bee’s knees.
Are u trying to tell me bees are made out of beef?
Great list. For me right now I would only add on there left over Halloween candy. I bought 4 or 5 lbs of assorted candy for Halloween and it turns out the kids go to known “hot spots” and don’t go door to door. I still have 3 lbs to go……
I’m such a fatass……
Heath bars, Combos Zasty Salsa, Twix, Reeses Cups, and a few others
Combos Zesty Salsa* & can’t forget Kit-Kats
It’s all about the Ice Cream. And copious amounts of coffee.
Are any of us thin? like really?
between me and my buddies, its either twig or big, nobody in the middle, but there are some pretty skinny dudes.
I’m a huge fan of Goldfish. Open a bag or box. Get a coke or pepsi. Before you know it, the shit is gone.
Fritos and Ritz crackers are other guilty pleasures.
And lately… Cherry Dr.pepper How i love thee.
Cheese-its, ftw.
Have to watch out my weight eating all these snacks. I just can’t stop if I start eating POTATO CHIPS with COKE while playing my games or watching TV. Need to get one now….
Brownies and Cannolis from Ebby’s.
That is all.
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