Author Archives: Keith Carter

Review: Neptune’s Pride

Who doesn’t crave conquest? On a galactic level of course. Oh, I can’t forget to mention back-stabbing and pillaging as well. But only once a day of course, we all have real lives and can’t spend all day overexerting ourselves in the process of conquering planets. Well if that makes you smile on the inside, you will beam while playing Neptune’s Pride. What is this rambling? Read on to find out.

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Fallout: New Vegas DLC Confirmed

Peter Hines of Bethesda dropped some knowledge this week. Fallout New Vegas is getting the DLC love. Episodic content like that which thrilled me oh so much in Fallout 3 is coming to New Vegas. It’s not clear on who is developing this content, Obsidian Entertainment or BethSoft. One thing is clear, this DLC is coming this Holiday season and it’s coming on Xbox Live. No word on PS3 yet. So if you haven’t pre-ordered yet and you want the DLC, get it on the 360. I was hoping to get this on PS3 so I could avoid the noisy Xbox, but looks like Microsoft wins again.

It’s old news that there is no playing beyond the end-game in New Vegas, but are they already trying to fix that with DLC?

Top 5 Games That Should Have Been Released Already

On Tuesday’s we’ll release our own Top 5 list of things we think we know about gaming. Some will be thesis, some will be absurd, and most somewhere in between. Chances are you aren’t going to agree with us because: 1) We aren’t experts. 2) Neither are you. Read, comment, and let us know how on point we are or how way off our logic is. Nevertheless, there will be a new list next Tuesday.

Today: The Top 5 Games That Should Have Been Released Already

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E3 2010: Hunted: The Demon’s Forge Trailer

If this doesn’t want to make you rip of a demon’s head and crap down it’s throat than I don’t what will. Amped up third person demon killing with a scantily clad cohort, what more can a boy want? The latest trailer from Bethesda and InXile is making me think this will be great co-op fun with a friend. Hopefully Matt and Justin get their hands on this at E3 and can report back.

E3 2010: Kung Fu Rider Trailer

I have absolutely nothing to say. I would make some comments that could be construed as insensitive but I think the trailer has left me flabbergasted. I have more questions than anything. Is this for real? Do you play sitting down? Well Kung Fu Riders for Move looks… interesting… I want to play it drunk. The game everyone has been asking for. A Kung Fu fighter riding an office chair fighting off bad guys while pulling tricks that puts Tony Hawk to shame. Really? Seems like something you win when you play and you don’t spill your beer or break your TV.

E3 2010: Eat Them Trailer

DO THE MONSTER MASH! Yeah corny but I don’t care what you say because it’s still awesome to make your own monster and destroy a city 3D Rampage style. There’s a lot of big E3 news out there so I figure it’s good to shine a light on some of the little guys too. Eat Them is a PSN Mini in which you can terrorize cities and eat people on your PS3 or PSP. I’m just glad Eat Them didn’t turn out to be another zombie game.

Source: Playstation Blog EU

E3 2010: Fable 3 Trailer

I’ve been spending my precious little free time exploring the land of Albion in Fable 2 for the past few weeks so seeing this has gotten me really stoked! Fable 3 is looking much darker than previous installments. I’m hoping it turns out more like a twisted fairytale that makes kids shit a brick and not fall asleep for week. Show your kids this then jump on them while wearing a Balverine mask, that kind of dark and twisted. Make it happen guys in Guildford.

Bad Company vs Charlie

Nothing like the antics of Bad Company and a little bit of CCR. I’m in. Nothing like EA to beat Activision to the punch in Vietnam. I can either buy a whole new COD title to get to Vietnam with the junior COD team or I can buy some DLC and get the madness of Sweetwater and crew and probably a few rude sucky sucky jokes. I know where my money is going. Me love you long time.

Sign Up For FOOL Today!

I spotted the FOOL this morning and kept to myself so I can register before you. FOOL as in Fallout Online, the long rumored Fallout MMO. If you believe it Interplay has finally pulled the piss poor excuse for a veil off their not so secret Project V13 and is allowing for beta sign ups. Head over to Interplay’s website here or check out the dedicated site here.

I am curious to what Bethesda has to say about this, hopefully the guys will pull down a good quote off them today at E3. My guess is the lawsuit has calmed down and settlement conversations on are the table or complete. Maybe Zenimax Online Studios have put a hand into it. Either way, it’s good for the fans. Check out the sites and let us know what you think and don’t register so I stand a better chance of getting into to the beta, thanks. Between New Vegas and this the Fallout franchise is more active than it’s been in years.

Explore your Privates!

I’m sure when you think education you think about exploring various HooHa’s and HooHo ‘s of slutty teenagers because you are well adjusted Brit. You don’t? Well to fix this and provide you with a proper education the British Channel 4 has teamed up with Zombie Cow Studios to produce Privates. A rude and crude shooter taking condom-helmeted marines through the dirty vajaja’s and brown-eyes of knocked up British teens. Five levels of places you probably don’t want to go, but will anyway out of morbid curiosity. This game has huge potential to go to really bad places, worse than it’s starting off at. You can throw a rubber on your head and dive into… places… to join the fight against Goneriaherpesyphilis this summer on PC or XBox. Hopefully this will actually educate the masses here in the UK, or just generally abroad. I’m shocked Zombie Cow was able to keep it under the covers this long. Let your jokes rip in the comments, I’m done for now.