The other night I had the rare pleasure of watching both Happy Gilmore and Kingpin. I thought to myself, who is the better of the one handed men that star in those movies? You have the privilege of helping determine the most beloved one handed man.

Chubbs Peterson lost his hand because a goddamn alligator bit his hand off while searching for an errant golf ball in a Florida golf tournement. Cut him down in his prime it did.

On the other hand, we have Roy Munson. A former Iowa state champion bowler with the ring to prove it. He was convinced by Big Ern McCracken to hustle some money as drunken dictionary salesmen. Turns out, they were made, and Roy’s hand was stuck down the wrong end of a ball return.

Let us know who is your favorite. Why, because you, like me, have nothing else better to do.

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