I wasn’t too much of a fan for Army of Two. At first glance, when EA announced the title, my reactions were what you expect of an *Nsync (I’m pissed I remember exactly how it’s spelled) fan seeing Justin Timberlake. It was co-op heaven. But then, I bought the game and realized that it lacked something I couldn’t put my finger on. It wasn’t what I expected, but overall the game was something that action-packed aficionados should take a look at. The story, however, has seemed to compel more than just gamers this time around.

Universal Studios and EA have officially confirmed that a movie based on the steroid-pumping duo is, in fact, in the works. Bourne Ultimatum co-writer, Scott Z. Burns, is on top of it, along with Scott Stuber (producer of The Kingdom) each doing the producer gig.

Filming will begin in 2009 which means that you won’t be seeing the two bulky brawlers for some time. Luckily, you’ll have flicks like The Watchmen, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Transformers 2 and fucking Harry Patter to keep your penises in your pants for the time being.

Oh, and if you think that’s spicy, Dead Space executive producer, Glenn Shcofield, confirmed that EA is talking to movie studios right now with regards to a Dead Space film. Looks like Hollywood’s going to be busy for the next couple of years. Let’s just hope that none of these films end up in the hand of that German fucktard Uwe Boll because we all know how awesome of a job at directing he does. Although, he does kind of look like the big guy from Army of Two. Hmmm.