Today is a holiday you will not find on most calendars, but is an important day nonetheless. The straw that stirs the drink that is Loot Ninja, or what he tells himself that every night before he sleeps in his Tony Stewart race car bed, Matt Banks turns 28 today. Everyone here at Loot Ninja wishes you a happy birthday and hope you have a fun day of gaming and Big Montana sandwiches from Arby’s.
By the way, I called the manager at Chuck E. Cheese. They serve beer now but you have to have a child with you under 13 to gain entry, so we are going to dress Max in a Link costume and see if we can get in. If not, we are going to Denny’s. Sausage Grand Slam FTW.







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Write a Comment»Happy birthday dude!
Why is there a red Pacman on the cake?
Haha. Thanks everyone!
Are we getting that cake??? I think Matt was dreaming of it last night in his Tony Stewart Racecar bed.
I knew there was a race-car bed involved. lol
I call dibs on the yoshi piece!
Happy birthday, bro. Can I have the top-half for myself? You have no idea how much I love cake and ice cream. -_-
@ Al
Psh… We’re gonna have to thumb-wrestle for that Yoshi piece, dude. I want him too.
Happy b-day guy. It’s pretty cool you share the same birthday as my brother. He turned 28 today!
Happy birthday dood cake is fcking awesome; ice cream cake to be exact! Good luck on the Chuck E. Cheese gig, lmao.
Nice cake, you can all fight for Yoshi. I want the princess!
Happy Birthday Matt!!!
Brinner FTW
well except when youre chicken finger is crispy golden on the outside yet pink and frozen in the center
I just wish i could get one more glimpse of that sexy family that sat next to us