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Third Party Company to Make Wii Stripper Pole

This is as real as it gets. As third party companies try to scramble to cash in on the Wii’s popularity with third party peripherals, a Wii stripper pole may be upon us. The question is, will Nintendo try to block this from happening? Pole dancing is a new fad where women can exercise at home and feel sexy no matter how unappealing they may be. You can expect webcams to be fired up everywhere as every skank from here to Albuquerque will be on the ‘net in no time. Gaming and strippers together at last. Could this finally be a reason to never leave the house?

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  1. Princess O
    Posted May 16, 2008 at 12:21 pm | Permalink
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    @ Steve,

    Just cause a woman exercises using a pole, does not make her a skank. She may be doing it to build up confidence or fulfilling her husbands dreams and/or desires. Its just a form of sexy exercising.

    We need to get rid of these misconceptions:

    stripteasing=skank
    video gamers=losers

    How much $$$ will you spend on skanks on your next business trip?

    Completely offended,
    Princess O

  2. Gravatar
    Posted May 16, 2008 at 12:29 pm | Permalink
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    Not sure how this is gonna work logistically, how does the pole send info to the game? Also how big will it be? A bigger problem is that this will probbaly get a Mature rating and Nintendo frowns upon anyhitng eve remotely mature. Curious to see a prototype.

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    Posted May 16, 2008 at 12:32 pm | Permalink
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    How long after release until we see videos of Al in a g-string and pasties working on the Wii pole? My guess is 20 minutes

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    fierce Scuba
    Posted May 16, 2008 at 12:44 pm | Permalink
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    Princess O:

    “You can expect webcams to be fired up everywhere as every skank from here to Albuquerque will be on the ‘net in no time”

    Tell me where it says that every girl who uses a pole is a skank? if you read the sentence, the “skanks” are the girls who go onto a webcam and will use stripper pole to make money.

    BTW, I don’t go on business trips. I just put on the Lion King soundtrack, have a glass of red wine and touch myself.

    Read a little more careful and don’t let your emotions cloud your judgement.

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    nostars
    Posted May 16, 2008 at 12:52 pm | Permalink
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    What is going to hold up this pole?
    What about weight capacity?
    This peripheral could open the door to a ton of lawsuits from people falling off, the pole buckling under their weight, the pole breaking furniture from a collapse, etc.
    If it’s rated for a certain weight, then it would have to be steel or reinforced aluminum, making it mad expensive.
    Or maybe I’m overthinking this.

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    Posted May 16, 2008 at 2:01 pm | Permalink
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    @ Matt - 20 minutes…. 10 tops! lol
    @ nostars - i was thinking the same, they had enuff problems with the wiimotes, a pole for people to swing off of will be almost impossible IMO

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    EHT
    Posted May 16, 2008 at 4:02 pm | Permalink
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    “A global survey has put the PlayStation brand on top, girls prefer the Wii”. This Pole is gonna sell like hotcakes!

  8. Princess O
    Posted May 16, 2008 at 4:20 pm | Permalink
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    Perhaps it was my reading, trust me my emotions do not cloud my judgement, just cause I am a girl I must be emotional and maybe I’m PMSing too? Perhaps it was your writing…

    Most single women practice pole dancing to update their “resume” and married women cause they believe in “complete customer (spouse) satisfaction”. Its a way to stay in shape, feel sexy, develop skills and build confidence.

    @ the end of the day, they understand what Ludacris means when he states…a lady in the streets and a freak in the bed!

    Most of ya wont even last 5 min. on a pole…LOL

  9. Gravatar
    Posted May 16, 2008 at 6:45 pm | Permalink
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    @ O:

    Blaming female troubles??
    No, you are right about women using the pole exercise. My health club has a class where they play the video for it.

    Then again, most of you won’t last 5 minutes on my pole.(obligatory dick joke inserted).

  10. Princess O
    Posted May 16, 2008 at 8:13 pm | Permalink
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    As Michael Scott would say…

    “Thats not what she said.”

    LOL

  11. Gravatar
    Posted May 16, 2008 at 8:28 pm | Permalink
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    haha bonus points for Office reference.

    Bears, beats, battlestar galactica.

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