Your almost daily dose of hilarity. And yes, these are real. I may have had a hand in a few of them actually.

(In a social slayer match where the red team won 50-8 and the blue team had 4 players on the same console)

Gamer #1: Hey guys, maybe if you tone down the gang bang over there you may get into double digits.

Gamer #2: Haha, back in the man pile fellas.

Gamer #1: They took our jobs!