So I got a voice mail a few minutes ago from my good friend chiwotwieler. Was he drunk? I can’t say for certain, but it sure provided a good bit of laughter. Here’s a transcript:

Hey man, umm, what do you think Master Chief is doing right now? I mean, it’s like 500 years before he fights the Covenant. So and like, is he like at a pool or something, or at a club? I like to think he’s at a club, like dancing. Do you think he has the armor on? I’m just wonderin’

He said “I like to think he’s at a club, like dancing” EXACTLY the same way as Cal Naughton Jr. from Ricky Bobby (”I like to picture Jesus in tuxedo t-shirt”). I have to say, it’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while. Kudos chiwotweiler.