We’ve got a new Associate Editor here at Loot Ninja, schwing007. He’s a good friend of mine and an avid gamer. I’ll let him tell you a bit about himself, but expect some debauchery and good game talk from schwingy.
So join me in giving a big welcome to the new guy. Don’t treat him bad for too long, okay
fierce Scuba
October 22, 2007 - 6:36 pm1
I finally out rank someone! Welcome aboard buddy.
Fragloser
October 22, 2007 - 6:52 pm2
Meh. I don’t like him already
Nah, just kidding.
Chris
October 22, 2007 - 7:21 pm3
So how is the hazing process going to work for the newbie?
drunk pandas
October 22, 2007 - 9:03 pm4
First we blindfold him and pummel him with eggs. Then we all take turns with the paddle and smash the hell out of his ass. The rest I leave up to you
Fragloser
October 22, 2007 - 10:10 pm5
Lol drunk sounds good. Are we literally smashing the hell out of his ass with a paddle though, I don’t want this to get too intense lol.
taz8080
October 22, 2007 - 10:27 pm6
welcome aboard just know that part of the hazing process is to bring two fresh virgins to the co-founders! peace
Anidor
October 23, 2007 - 1:07 pm7
I think there needs to be some sort of ritualistic sacrifice involved….
drunk pandas
October 23, 2007 - 1:08 pm8
Right. We’re gonna need a chicken….
schwing007
October 24, 2007 - 12:30 pm9
Woah, I know I’m the new guy and all. But if anyone goes anywhere near my ass with anything, they’re losing and appendage and one eye.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go wash all this friggin’ egg off me.
Assholes.