Wow. I feel like I am at the China Buffet and don’t know where to begin. The General Tso’s is the safe bet, but the meat on a stick is tempting. Anyways, this is an official press release from Codemasters. When this came across my desk this morning, I almost blew my O-ring. This has got to be the sorriest idea for a game that I can imagine. Someone actually had the cojones to approve and fund this disasterpiece. Could you imagine getting hired as a game designer and the guy next to you is debugging a new FPS and you get the privilege to work on level design and collision detection for the dance-off scene? Jesus-tap-dancing Christ. It is listed as a action/puzzle game. What, you have to input a correct key sequence so as not to mess up the clay pot thing on the spinning wheel, or how many appletini’s it takes to get Baby to sit on you face and say I love you? If they made a game for Road House, I would buy it in a second. Dirty Dancing? What audience does this appeal to? The 35-50 female PC gaming crowd? You heard it here folks, by as much stock as you can in Lions Gate Publishing for they are the next Bungie.

To prove to you this is not a lie, here is the link: Dirty Dancing: The Game

May God have mercy on us all.