For those of you who do not know, several sites posted today about the story twists in Assassin’s Creed. Loot Ninja was not one of them. We also did not post the Halo 3 ending and will not because there are many of you who have not beaten the game on Legendary and have not seen the extended ending. Furthermore, you have our utmost guarantee that we will NEVER post a spoiler without the proper warning. EVER. If the uncommon event happens where we need to reveal some plot or other details that cannot be ascertained without playing deep into the game, there will be an enormous SPOILER ALERT and even make you scroll down far enough where we warn you there is some info you may not want. So feel free to read our reviews without the fear of us ruining the game experience like many others seem to do without contempt.

P.S. Darth Vader is Luke’s father…. oh fuck me, sorry.