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360 = Uber Death

So, today, after a semi-long gaming session with my 360 (about 4 hours), she decided it was time to go to the big pie in the sky. I’ve been hit with the 3 red lights on my 360. No, this isn’t the first time. It’s not the second either. HELL, it’s not even the third. […]

Joe Rogan Calls Out Carlos Mencia

It’s pretty widely known that Carlos Mencia is a joke theif. If you’ve seen any of his “material”, it’s pretty clear to see the bits he’s stolen from Richard Pryor, Paul Mooney, etc. The guy isn’t even really Mexican. His name is Ned. Yeah, it’s fucked up.
Anyway, Joe Rogan has been pretty out there about […]

New York State Looks to Ban iPod and Cellphones in Walkways

Yeah, I read this article and nearly shit myself. How stupid are these politicians? Seriously? The proposed legislation would give a $100 fine for anyone using their iPod, cell phone, or BlackBerry while walking in a crosswalk in any major city in New York State. State Senator Carl Kruger said “[People are] walking into one […]

Proof that Boston is retarded

In case you haven’t heard the recent cluster fuck that occurred in Boston, check this out. The long and the short of the story is that Aqua Teen Hunger Force had a publicity stunt where they put up Lite-Brites around Boston and other major cities. The Lite-Brites were flipping people the bird to promote their […]

RPG Addiction - A Serious Problem

I’m sure I am like every other RPG player, more specifically MMORPG (massively multiplayer online role playing game), which gets drawn in full force and twitches if his/her fix of online enjoyment is not met. In all seriousness the addictive power of these MMORPG’s is ridiculous, it is like any other drug that man can […]

Is that 360 repair center phone number evading you?

My friend puma81 decided he had had enough. He was tired of the countless phone calls, the lies from support that a supervisor would call him back, and worst of all, the thought that the defective wireless headset he had sent in over a week ago was going mia.
He did some searching and came up with […]

CoD3 Map Pack - DOESN’T WORK!

Kotaku is reporting that the newly released Call of Duty 3 Valor Map Pack for the Xbox 360 just plain doesn’t fucking work. There’s 5 new maps in the pack, costing 800 MS Points and weighing in at approximately 800MB. The problem is, users can’t select the maps in the game. Anywhere. Yeah.
Let’s break this […]

EA Making Xbox Live Arcade Game

So EA today announced (press release here) they’re “making” an XBLA game, called Boom Boom Rocket. The game is actually being created by Bizarre Creations, the people behind the widely successful Geometry Wars and Project Gotham Racing. The basics of the gameplay is that you fire off rockets in time with music as you travel […]

Rumor - Not Using Sony Cables for PS3? Your Warranty Has Been Voided

A credible users on AVS Forum posted a conversation he had with Sony support regarding his broken PS3. What he found out is that because he wasn’t using Sony approved component video cables, the warranty on his PS3 had been voided and they are not replacing it for him. Fucking WOW.
If this is true, I’m […]

Microsoft Employee Talks about New 360 (Rumor)

Paul Thurrott, co-host of the popular podcast Windows Weekly with Leo Laporte, mentioned the new 360 in the latest podcast, specifically at time marker 27.55. He clearly states things such as (from article on Xboxic):

A new 360 will be released in late 2007
The new 360 is the only way that you can benefit from the […]

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