This almost unbelievable story came across the Loot Ninja desk today and we were absolutely stunned. According to this report, if you dare to type in the word Linux in your motto, you will be greeted by this message:
Someone please try this and let us know. Also, what other words did MS band besides the obvious?
This is an older video, but I still get a kick out of it. I like when the two cars crash into each oher and fall apart and when the guy is doing drive by’s shooting the pirate gun. Check it out.
With the Simpsons game coming soon and some discussion of what role Duffman has or should have, I felt it appropriate to show you my Halloween costume from a few years ago. Notice the details of the costume. I am just a big, hairy, American winning machine.
There was a time in the early 80’s where there were very little rules and guidelines for developing and manufacturing video games. I would not recommend watching this one at work.
I came across this video of Streets of Rage 2 and had almost forgotten about the tag line at the end of each Sega commecial with everyone yelling Sega at the screen. Good times.
This is the Super Mario Kart commercial from 1992, I was waiting for Crazy Eddie to come out and sell me something. Boy has gaming commercials and advertising come quite a long way. Enjoy this trip down memory lane.
In the many hours logged playing Madden, have you ever wondered how the players feel about their various rankings. This is a supposed letter from Ethan Albright, the Washington Redskins long snapper who is the lowest rated player in the game. Could this be fake, maybe, but I know that the side splitting humor is very real. Enjoy.
To: John Madden CC: Electronic Arts Sports From: Ethan Albright Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden ‘07
Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is fucking bullshit and you should kiss my mother-fucking ass. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his ass on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his overall rating was sniffing 80.
In the red corner, we have the Lost Planet VS Suit, packing some mean fire power. In the blue corner, we have the Big Daddy, hulking and mean. Tonight’s referee is Dwight K. Schrute.
I’m putting my money on the guy in the VS Suit. Surely the Big Daddy would have to die with the dual wielding weaponry being fired at it. Who do you think would win? And no, Dwight cannot win. Let us know in the comments.
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