Case of the Mondays Video - Dumbest Judge Judy Defendant of All Time

What is the one thing that you do not do in court? The answer is incriminate yourself. You are actually allowed to not testify on your own behalf because people are that insanely stupid. On Judge Judy you sort of waive that right but you just sort of have to stand there. Another route is to accidentally admit to the crime and get a instant judgment against you.