We’ve all had those moments in video games where we just hang our head in shame. Sometimes it could be blamed on the graphics engine having a hiccup, or the physics engine acting up, but more often than not it’s because we as game players are retarded - as in helmet retarded.
Cruel Legacy Productions recently put together another collection of fan failures going all the way back to Halo: Waypoint. Believe me, if I would have known this I would have posted the other two videos. Maybe it’s the fact that it’s a slow news day?
If you have a few good failures in your Halo: Reach Theater it might be time to send them their way. Cruel Legacy seems to be pretty good about putting in varying degrees of fails, so you might get in. As little as I play Halo: Reach right now, I still enjoyed watching this video they posted and figured the least I could do was share, because after all, sharing is a good thing. Enjoy!
[via Bungie.net and Cruel Legacy Productions]
Balthier
hacker's delight
Scarypeople8
anonymous
Gunloc
helmet retarded? that’s really low. almost mel gibson low. you are just one step away from disability like the rest of us. wondering how you’d feel if it happens to you or your family? think about other people before you act like an 11 year old.
Warning: the following comment may contain sarcasm
How dare you make fun of Mel Gibson, he is a gentleman and a scholar. He’s an amazing man but you wouldn’t know that because you are too busy belittling him and judging him off what you see in the media. How would you feel if Mel Gibson happens to be you or is in your family? Think about Mel Gibson before you act like an 11 year old.
Mike,
You’re a pretty regular reader here on Loot Ninja. You know my writing style. If you want to read “standard boring gaming news” you can go elsewhere on the internet, it’s a free country. This is where you come to read gaming news that your male gamer buddies would write. That’s our flavor. The cussing and off-color comments are the salt and pepper of our wonderful gaming dish. It will not change. And for the record, my aunt Sandra (who is turning 40 this year) is retarded. She has the mental capacity of a 15-year old child who can’t drive a car (not that 15 year olds can drive a car) and she knits tobaggons for income as she stays with my grandma. So yeah, I have a retarded family member. So what.
I don’t need to constantly defend myself from readers who find my writing “low” or even “Mel Gibson low”. You get a response because your somewhat of a regular. I take the South Park approach to comedy: “Make fun of everything and leave nothing behind. That way people have no grounds to come back and say why did you make fun of this and not that……nobody can say you have morales.”