What Are You Playing? (Old Man Feet Edition)

Wait a tick. That kid isn’t even looking at the fucking screen! No wonder the grey haired menace is beating him at Marvel vs. Capcom 3. Suck it old man! Go back to playing your pong, eating your liquid food/smoothie and taking your Centrum Silver.

It’s our weekly musing into the busy lives of our very loyal Loot Ninja readers. For most of the working folk out there it’s the end of another shitty work week. For us gamers out there our week is just getting started (glorious weekend gaming time).

We here at Loot Ninja want you all to sound off here on all of the great games you’re playing at the moment. Did you just get a new game wrapped in cellophane? Are you in the middle of something (Valet Parking: 1989 or My Baby First Steps)? Or are you trying to finish off a title and start on your next great adventure? We want to know!

Okay, the reason I chose the picture up there is because that old man is barefoot. This might seem trivial to some, but for me, nothing is worse than old man foot cheese. There’s no way of knowing how long that shit has been in-between his crusty, wrinkly skinned toes. They can’t bend over to pick it out because of their old backs? And this young helpless little boy decided to play grandpa Joe in Marvel vs. Capcom 3 or Killzone 3 co-op. It’s just sad what that boy is being subjected to.

I wanted to post a different picture, but it’s a little risque for the header picture. Something about a sideboob? I don’t know. Matt pointed it out, but all I can see is an awesome gaming collection and how she’s blowing into a SNES cartridge? Man, I want her to blow so hard she gets the game working. Here’s the picture in question. See if you can spot what Matt pointed out.

For my gaming time this week I have been desperately trying to have sex with Yeoman Chambers in Mass Effect 2. Matt told me he did it, and I immediately set out on a mission to bone her. I’ve become close with Miss Chambers - to the point that I now call her Kelly - and I’m patiently making my way through the conversation trees to where it says “[Insert penis into vagina]“. Man, that will be awesome.

I’ll probably be finishing up ME2 this weekend. I’ve got about 9 side missions and just one more “team mission” to get Jack loyal. I’m already passed the amount of time it took me to beat Mass Effect, but I’m happy this game is longer. I can’t get enough. Needless to say, I’ll be sad when ME2 is over (hoping my Shephard survives the Omega 4 relay jump and the Collectors), but I’ll be patiently awaiting the third installment in the series. That’s about it for me. Just trudging along through my backlog. What the hell have you guys been up to and been playing? Be sure to let me know what you’re gaming on in the comments…..