Hey there gamers! You know two things that are really sad?!

1). Some dipshit kid from Amsterdam, NY hurt himself from playing Wii for multiple hours.

2). Some dipshit newspapers writes a story about it and a medical journal coines a dipshit term called Wii-itis.

Besides the fact that it was reported upon in the first place. Is this really news? Really?!

Christmas morning in Amsterdam, NY a young man by the name of Chris Isakson unwrapped a brand spanking new Nintendo Wii and proceeded to play it for hours on end (like you do). The next day Isakson complained of a soreness of the body. “I went to the bathroom, just started streching next to my bed and said ‘wow’ I’m really sore”. He went on to say that “If I just keep doing it, it won’t hurt as much because I’ll keep using those muscles”. Yeah, it’s called EXCERCISE SCHMUCK!!!!! Wow!!

The New England Journal of Medicine calls it ‘Wiiitis’. Man, what a pack of fucking morons.

Anyways.

Physical therapist Rosemary McGuire states that “This is perhaps called a play injury - a highly repetitive motion doing the same thing over and over again and over using a body part so it gets tired and worn out”. McGuire goes on to say that you should “Listen to your body and if you are a little sore just like a normal athlete put a little ice on it and give it some rest”.

Ladies and Gentlemen so much happens around the world. Valid stories that shape the globe forever (videogame related or not), and shit like this get attention. Damn.

Oh well. Durka.