Have you ever had to go to the bathroom for so long you wish you’d brought a book to work that day?

You know you have.

So here I am at work completely bookless. I’m fiddlin’ through my phone when suddenly I see the game that I would never buy in a million years: Air Griffin. ‘Man that looks bad’ I tell myself. Now I know that there are levels to bad. Is it so bad it would make me throw a pack of crippled Nuns down the stairs, or just myself? I then realize I NEED to know.

Damn, a million years goes by quick on the toilet.

Basically how the game works is you shoot Peter Griffin out of a catapult and see how far he goes. Depending on who you hit you’ll either stop (Louis), or go farther (everyone else). There is a slot machine mechanic that decides who will give you a special boost, provided you run into them.

Presentation & Graphics:Recreates the look of the show. Poorly. Peter has the same dumb expression on his face the whole time. Its kinda creepy actually. These graphics are the definition of repetitive. The Chicken and the Evil Monkey make cameos which is cool in a weird way. 2of 5

Sound & Music: If you enjoy the constant sound of Peters laugh your in heaven. Sounds are just as repetitive. Blargh. 2of 5

Gameplay: Just keep hitting that #5 button when needed and your golden. 2of 5

Multiplayer: n/a

Lasting Appeal: It’s not like you’ll play this for hours on end. But if you need to kill a few minutes, your fine. 3of 5

Final Word: Its oddly addictive. I’m in the bathroom at work and I start off by shooting myself straight up in the air (which is usually the kiss of death). My high score at the time was 10,000ft or so. At the end of it all I’m at 26,000ft and hoping no one has missed me for the past half hour. They didn’t. What I’m saying is you could do worse for the money.

Overall: 2.5of 5