America as a country is not healthy. There is no arguing this point. Most of the world is malnourished yet most of America is close to overweight if not obese already. I for one am not advocating serving apples at Wendy’s or tofu for school lunches nor am I campaigning for more bologna to be dropped on Afghanistan, but Pepsico has teamed up with Bungie for what could be the downfall of mankind as we know it. Mountain Dew has become the official beverage of Halo 3. Jesus tapdancing Christ. Mountain Dew is one of the worst beverages for you on this planet. Here are the nutrition facts if you do not believe me. Note they are for an 8 oz serving. Cans are 12 oz and bottles 20. There is enough caffeine in one can of mountain dew to jump-start a Cadillac and enough sugar to guarantee you will be taking Viagra by the time you are 27. This will be hitting the streets soon enough:
Notice Diet Pepsi is not the “fuel” of Halo 3. Maybe the official snack of the Covenant will be Pork Rinds. Is this really any worse than Joe Camel or Spuds Mackenzie?
taz8080
June 13, 2007 - 9:05 am1
I think the next spnsored food should be hot pockets! Its like the episode of south park where they plat WoW and get fat, lol. Perhaps bedpans can become sponsored too, why get up and go to the bathroom, just pee in a pan or better yet gamer diapers!? hahaha
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June 13, 2007 - 10:24 am2
Ya that South Park one was good. Pepsi is so much better thats what i always drink lol
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June 13, 2007 - 10:35 am3
I drink it so much that i have about $500 at the end of the year cause i recycle. 5 cents a can
The Guy Living In Your Closet
June 13, 2007 - 11:08 am4
This has got to be one of the worst ideas that I’ve ever heard…especially because caffeine is addicting…and when you finally stop, your body goes through withdrawls and you get migranes and all of that crap…
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June 13, 2007 - 12:49 pm5
So thats why after i stopped drinking pepsi my head almost blew up hmmm
fierce Scuba
June 13, 2007 - 7:23 pm6
I think vitamim water would be a good fit. formula 50 is actually really good. especially when hungover as balls.
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