Publisher: Your Grandfather Developer: Your Grandmother

Release Date: Around Ten Years After Stated Date

Ahhh, your mom. A few decades have passed and there she is. Still after your ass to make something of yourself. “Stop playing all those goddamn videogames for Christ’s sake!! Get your ass off the couch and do your chores!!” I suppose you can’t blame her, can you? You bug her for money, bug her for food…and ruined her vagina at birth (your dad’s pissed about that one too, by the way – well done). And even if you’re one of those successful kids, she still bugs you, doesn’t she? “When are you gonna get married and give me grandchildren? Remember Billy Schmidt? He graduated the same year you did and his mother says he has a corner office that’s twice the size of yours…”

Know what the terrible thing is? There’s a really good chance she wasn’t so stressed-out and bat-shit crazy before she had you.

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