
First impression: Wii Sports? Is that you?
Second, and third impression: Nope, it’s your “slightly special” half brother.
This review is not for the faint of heart, I don’t think.
Last week I reviewed a $14 downloadable game and the graphics were spectacular. However, this $8 downloadable game for the Wii has graphics so horrendous I thought I was playing original Nintendo. I understand it’s a game for family and friends, and that Nintendo isn’t overly excited by graphics, but, honestly, Wii Sports has better graphics than this horrible attempt at a game. Midnight Bowling feels like an assignment from a Boces school for slow kids who want to design video games. All they did was take a good concept, in Wii Sports bowling, destroy the controls, mimic a repeating pin sound which doesn’t change no matter if you hit 1 pin slowly or all the pins hard, and make the characters fall to the floor every time they miss a spare like a paraplegic man trying to run.
The controls: Much like Wii Sports bowling, the controls are similar–bring the Wii-mote back holding B and release in front of you releasing B. Yet the controls are much more difficult when try to control the spin on the ball. Once the ball is released you can tilt the Wii-mote, while holding B, to control the spin on the ball into the pocket. However, it’s either incredibly minute adjustment, or the ball wont spin regardless of how much you tilt the remote.
On top of the horrible game play, which I’m too angry to delve into or explain any more, there is, to no surprise of my own, no multiplayer. Again if we can compare the down-loadable games from PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 to Wii … wait there is no comparison because this attempt falls so short of the finish line it may have ended up behind where it actually started. This game put me in an atrocious mood.
Don’t hit the jump for more, there is nothing more to say. Go play Wii Sports if you want to bowl on the Wii.
Overall: 1 out of 10
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