In the world of gaming there are plenty of fatasses. Loot Ninja even has it’s own fair share of large men, at the waist, not just below it. Below is a top ten of typical gaming snacks I came across that make your ass that much more cushioned to sit on.
With Halloween coming this weekend for most of us in the US of A, we all need a little help getting in the ghoulish spirit. And no, don’t break out and read your shitty Goosebumps books. I know you have them. And it’s okay. I’ve got them too.
You probably have already decorated the front yard with skeletons, jack-o-lanterns on the porch, and spooky music playing from a hidden karaoke machine. These all set the stage for a great spook filled holiday weekend. Oh, and the candy. I can’t forget to mention all of the that candy; pounds of luscious chocolatey bite-sized goodness.
Do you need help getting into the spooky spirit? Do you happen to be that douchebag that hands out coupons, ketchup packets, or toothpaste samples for treats? Well guess what kiddies, I am here to help you get ready for Halloween. How am I going to do that? Video games. It’s what I know, and it’s what you are hear to read about.
We deal with these types of people throughout our daily lives, whether it is stuck in traffic, at the workplace, or even at home (I’m looking at you supposed loving “significant other”). We deal with them because we have to sometimes. Why do we subject ourselves, pay our hard earned money, to put up with these downright dirty characters in video games? Gaming for the most part should be part of our cool-down period. Well, to put it lightly, games need a-holes, and I’ve put together my list of my top 10 video game jackasses.
If you know me, you know I love things listed in a decreasing sequential order with the most prevalent being last, also called a “countdown”. Check out the latest top 10 which reflects on some of the most important PC games that helped define a genre. Let us know your opinions as there will certainly be some debate.
Everyone watched cartoons growing up. Unless you had really mean parents or lived in the woods or something. I love top 10 lists because it lets people make choices for me. Some of these cartoons they picked though are kind of bitch. Chip and Dale? Duck Tales? How about some Thundercats up in this biatch?
Sony released a list of the Top 10 Downloaded Games on the PSN for 2008 via Pulse, their online PSN info series. The list is semi surprising, but I have to say I am a huge fan of a lot of these games.
I’m a little surprised PixelJunk Eden and WipEout HD didn’t make the list. Also surprising is Aquatopia and High Stakes Poker Edition showing up near the bottom.
Did you contribute to this list? How many of these did you buy?
If there ever was a superfluous Top 10, this is it. But, who doesn’t like beards? Nothing says what’s up like a full face of hair and beards serve as a substitute to a good mustache ride. On the 6th day, Chuck Norris gave Jesus the gift of beard. Here are the top 10 beards in gaming. Since it is all completely opinion based on nothing, feel free to let us know your number 1 beard.
2007 has come and gone. It’s time to look back at the top 10 stories of the year. Some of them my have intrigued you, some of them may have pissed you off. Either way, these are biggest stories as ranked by our popularity generator (yeah, we actually have one).
Here’s the list, starting with the most popular:
Thanks for reading all of these last year! We’ll do our best to top these stories in 2008. Knowing is half the battle.
According to Majornelson, these are the most used titles on Xbox Live this year:
Xbox 360 Top Live Titles
1 Halo 3
2 Call of Duty 4
3 Gears of War
4 Guitar Hero III
5 Burnout Paradise Demo
6 Assassin’s Creed
7 Madden NFL 08
8 Mass Effect
9 Kane & Lynch (Demo)
10 Guitar Hero II
I don’t really understand this list. Assassin’s Creed is not a multiplayer game. I guess people just auto logged on while playing. Seems like a sort of useless list but its good to see what is the most popular at the time.
I always like to see how the so-called experts feel about what was the best of the best in the past year. So far. we have had a good track record with our choices. Here is a video comp their opinions.
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