A Bad Gift Idea

The Holiday Season can be a particularly trying time for the friends and family of the tech-geek.  We usually buy anything we want the day it comes out because we’ve been waiting for well over a year since it was originally announced.  I usually end up with a shit load of Best Buy gift cards which is perfect because it allows me to buy the newest games and gadgets as they come out throughout the coming year.  But, this is somehow unsatisfying for my beloved wife and family because they feel like gift cards are thoughtless and lame, I don’t but they do.  So in an effort to fulfill their shopping desires I took a look around the good old internet to try to find something that may have flown under my radar this year, and I did.

I came across this voice changer on gadget_brado.com and thought that if it really works it could provide hours of fun.  Alas the joy of calling your best friend to tell him that he has herpes without the pain of having to disguise your voice as some clinic worker.  The only problem is that the person that you think this would be the perfect gift for is the person that should least have it.  So, while this may make my wish list this year, I’m not buying it for anyone.

How to Fix a Dead Pixel (or at Least What Worked for Me)

I don’t have a lot of good shit.  I drive a company truck, my house is just average, I don’t have a boat, motorcycle, or any other awesome guy toys, but I do have my HDTV.  I got my Sony LCD about a year ago and it was instantly very dear to me.  So, when a little while back I discovered a dead pixel on my screen, my world was rocked.  For those who don’t know, a dead pixel is a dark spot on your screen (I think a light spot on the screen is referred to as a stuck pixel.)  When I saw it, I looked online for any fix.  They ranged from tapping it with your finger, which didn’t work, to getting a pixel fixing DVD, which didn’t fix the pixel, but just washed out your screen little bit so you couldn’t see it, hurting your TV’s image quality in the process.  The makers of these televisions are allowed a certain number of dead pixels per screen before they are required to do anything for you, so when I called Sony customer service to ask what I could do, they basically said to back the fuck up from the TV.  This answer was actually understandable since the defect was about the size of a match head on a 60″ screen, but to me, on my precious TV, it was always there.  But, alas, what could I do, I learned to live with it.

Now, the instructions on this TV also say to unplug the unit whenever you are not going to use it for a week.  It doesn’t say why to do this, it just says do it.  So, recently, before going out of town for a while, I unplugged my TV just as I was instructed.  Upon arriving home, however, I got a surprise.  I don’t know what made me look in the spot where the dead pixel was, probably the same fixation that made me look at it just before I left, but now it was gone.  There was joy in my house, not only was my dead pixel fixed, but for once in my life the dork karma of doing something like unplugging your television before you go on a trip because the instruction manual tells you to, paid off.  Finally, some justice in the universe.

I don’t know why this worked or if it would work again, and while the “solution” of leaving your TV unplugged for a week is not realistic unless you are going out of town, I would suggest that if you do have a dead pixel on an LCD to try unplugging it for a few minutes, or maybe overnight.  This may have just been a fluke or coincidence, but I would be an irresponsible TV lover if I did not share it with you all.