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Cartman plays COD5

November 21, 2008 – 2:00 pm

South Park takes on hard hitting up to date issues and makes them funny, but it looks like Call of Duty 5 has popped up on their radar screen and the kids of South Park are killing the Japanese and bringing the funny. I like how one of the kids complains about the Flak Jacket perk and the girl tells him that it isn’t a cheat if you rank up.

This brings back so many memories of playing Diablo, Counter Strike and Starcraft during my computer labs in college, you could look down the back aisles and see absolutely no one working on C++ but instead gaming away. Good memories.

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Happy Hump Day Video

October 8, 2008 – 10:00 am

I had no idea this was a real song until I googled it. I really thought the guys from South Park made this up on their own. Though a little disappointed its satirical as opposed to original, nevertheless, its still funny and disturbing. When he says, “Be careful, I’m delicate like a flower”, I swear I cringed.

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Guitar Hero Movie Really?

August 31, 2008 – 6:00 pm


In my opinion the world does not need a Guitar hero movie, shoot I am of the opinion that the world does not need another Guitar Hero game, but thats a side discussion. Looks like just recently our good friend Brett Ratner was asked about making a movie about GH and he said the following:

I would love to do a Guitar Hero movie, if Activision would ever let me. I’m trying to convince them, but why would you have a movie screw up such a huge franchise? Not that I would make a bad movie. So that would be cool, to do a Guitar Hero movie.

I love Brett’s sincerity in admitting that he can’t make a bad movie, classy move. I also have no mother loving clue what the plot of this epic flop could possibly be, although the South Park episode does come to mind.

What do you think?

[Via BrutalGamer]

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Guitar Hero Kid Drops out of School

August 17, 2008 – 12:00 pm

Guitar Hero Kid Drops out of School
All I can say is wow! His parents are letting him leave school in order to pursue an idiotic dream of being a pr-Guitar Hero player?! This definitely goes in the WTF file. He is being forced to be home schooled, but I mean come on, how can you allow your child to abandon getting a real education for playing GH for money?

Blake Peebles, 16, of Raleigh, dropped out of school last year to devote himself to playing ‘Guitar Hero,’ and his parents agreed to have him home-schooled. ‘I usually play till I can’t anymore,’ Blake says.

Blake has done well in local tournaments, including one held at a Chick-fil-A that earned him 52 combo meals. By his account, he has lost only once since “Guitar Hero III” was released late last year. Some of that time was spent playing online, against players from all over the world.

This is how he knows he’s good. It wasn’t that long ago that kids who excelled at some activity, say basketball, would only have to go to the next neighborhood to have their dreams crushed by some older, more accomplished player.

Today, on Xbox 360, players use the system’s online component to compare scores with players all over the world. Blake, who goes by the online name “Dreminem,” figures that he has top-10 scores on 20 or so of songs on “Guitar Hero III.”

I guess if you want to be a pro-gamer you got to practice a lot, but even though I am an avid gamer and would love to have pro-gamer children, there is no way in hell I would let them leave school. What if this kid gets a GH related injury that ends his career? then it is trips to the local avenue to service people with ZJ’s for a dollar. This just sounds like a bad South Park skit, too bad its real.

[Via NewsObserver]

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Guitar Hero Video of the Day - November 24th Edition

November 24, 2007 – 3:02 pm

Yeah, Through the Fire and Flames is fucking insane. On expert, I get to 1% before failing. Hey, at least it isn’t 0% (yes, it’s possible). Anyway, check out these two guys playing co-op on the craziest song ever and scoring over 1 million points. Guess what it should say at the end of the song? I’ll give you a hint: watch South Park.

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Toyota uses WoW in it’s commercials

October 16, 2007 – 11:07 am

In the latest Toyota Tacoma commercial you can see some World of Warcraft characters jump into a pick up and take on a dragon - priceless. Pretty impressive how video games continue to become more mainstream and pop up in every day places now like South Park and commercials. Kudos to WoW for pushing the boundaries.

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South Park Warcraft Episode Wins Emmy

September 9, 2007 – 11:10 am

South Park Warcraft

In what could be one of the greatest South Park Episodes ever, “Make Love, Not Warcraft” won the Animated Program Primetime Emmy Award (for Programming Less Than One Hour).

In “Make Love, Not Warcraft”, Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny come into contact with a gamer who doesn’t play by the rules. Even the executives of Blizzard Entertainment don’t know how to stop the renegade and are forced to put all of their hope into the hands of the kids of South Park. The boys dedicate their lives to defeating the mad gamer and saving the game for all.

If you haven’t seen this episode, go find it somewhere because it’s hilarious. I can’t believe they gave an Emmy to a show that features Cartman shitting all over his mom (literally). Too funny.

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