October 21, 2007 – 11:06 am
(In a game of social slayer, that the red team won 50-48 in a back and forth contest. The final two kills were made by a Ghost splattering 2 blue team members. Gamer #1 was on the blue team.)
Gamer #1: You guys are such pussies. How are you going to end a game like that with a Ghost.
Gamer #2: Dude, are you serious?
Gamer#1: Yes I am. Whats the matter? You don’t have any confidence in your abilities in hand to hand combat?
Gamer#3: Let it go dude.
Gamer#1: I take this shit very seriously. And you guys just ruined a great match.
The entire lobby, both teams who stayed to hear the rant, erupt into laughter.
October 15, 2007 – 5:39 pm
(Gamer #1, beside himself in a game of Shotty Snipers after getting killed time and time again)
Gamer #1: Fuck!
Gamer #1(killed again seconds later) Shit!
Gamer #2 Mexican stinky balls!
Gamer #3 My cousin and I touched wwwwww-einers!
October 13, 2007 – 12:06 pm
You’re almost daily dose of hilarity.
(During a Team Slayer match, after Gamer #1 kills Gamer #2)
Gamer #2: Oh Jesus Christ this game fucking sucks. I hate this game. Im returning it.
Gamer #1 kills Gamer #2 again
Gamer #2: Oh Jesus Christ. I HATE THIS GAME!
Gamer #3: Wow you suck worse than my sister.
Gamer #1: I bet she’s a fat pig.
Gamer #2: I think this is the worst game ever made for Xbox 360. I would trade it for a kids game or a fucking reading training game. That’s how bad it is.
October 12, 2007 – 6:42 pm
You’re almost daily dose of hilarity.
(In a lobby, waiting for a game to start. Gamer #2 is singing, badly)
Gamer #1: Gamer #2, I have a question for you. If you were on Brokeback Mountain, who would you be, Jake or Heath?
Gamer #2: (High pitched voice) Umm, what?
Gamer #3: Oh, he is definitely a Jake
Gamer #4 Yeah, agreed. 100% Jake.
Gamer #1: Have another Heath bar buddy. Good luck though.
October 10, 2007 – 7:59 pm
Your almost daily dose of hilarity.
(Team slayer where Gamer #1, probably 12 at the most, is a distant last on a winning team)
Gamer #2: Hey Gamer #1, what did the priest say to the rabbi?
Gamer #1: Umm, I dunno, what?
Gamer #2: That you absolutely suck.
October 9, 2007 – 5:59 pm
You’re almost daily dose of hilarity.
(Gamer #1 wins a ranked lone wolves match, Gamer #2 finishes in a distant last)
Gamer #1: Hey Gamer #2, do you smell something?
Gamer #2: Smell what now?
Gamer #1: Smells like shit, just like your aim.
October 8, 2007 – 7:53 pm
Your almost daily dose of hilarity. And yes, these are real. I may have had a hand in a few of them actually.
(In a social slayer match where the red team won 50-8 and the blue team had 4 players on the same console)
Gamer #1: Hey guys, maybe if you tone down the gang bang over there you may get into double digits.
Gamer #2: Haha, back in the man pile fellas.
Gamer #1: They took our jobs!
October 7, 2007 – 12:59 pm
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(Gamer #1 is clad in all pink MJOLNIR armor, racking up a good amount of kills)
Gamer #2: This girl is really good.
Gamer #1: I’m a guy by the way
Gamer #3: Hey Gamer #1, do you sit down when you pee?
October 5, 2007 – 6:31 pm
You almost daily dose of hilarity.
(After a Team Slayer game where Gamer #2 finishes with not a single kill in a 4 on 4 match to 50)
Gamer #1: Hey Gamer #2, can you do me a favor.
Gamer #2:(squeaky voice, not a day over 10 most likely). Sure!
Gamer #1 Press eject and break your disc in half. You are a disgrace. Probably kill yourself afterwards.
October 4, 2007 – 11:17 pm
You almost daily dose of hilarity.
Gamer #1: Oh my god someone call the cops!
Gamer #2: Why?
Gamer #1: Cuz I’m rapingggggg….
Thank you Game Hard for the submission.
Loot Ninja no way endorses or condones rape of any kind.
