Well, the dust has settled and we have our Round 2 combatants ready for action.  Check back tomorrow for the results of the first leg of the next round.  Just in case you missed some first round action, just type in “ultimate showdown” in our search engine and catch up on the carnage.

Match 1: (1) Junk Man (MM 7) vs. (8) Crystal Man (MM 5)

Junk Man, having spent all of his mega credits on smack is squared off against Crystal Man who hada meth lab in his basement. Junk Man mistakes the large crystal in Crystal Man’s head for a vicodan and rips it out and swallows it. Junk Man prevails, but must make an amends to Crystal Man’s family as part of his 12 step program. Junk Man also resides in a van down by the river.

Winner: Junk Man

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