3 Yr Old Shown Porn While Playing Uno with her Dad on XBLA

What could be more innocent and wholesome than a daughter playing a card game with her father? Furthermore, what could be more innocent when they take the game online and try to play against other normal people? Apparently, a scumbag decided to use his Xbox Vision Camera and show the father and daughter, who also had a camera pointing at them, the porn he was watching. Classy, right? Especially when he saw that the girl was sitting with her father. Maybe Xbox Live Police Dept. can use their time to expel these people as opposed to those who have the word “gay” in their gamertags.

Parents Prefer Headshots Over Boobies

Violence vs Nudity Poll

What’s worse for your kid? Seeing an extremely lifelike human character getting his brains splattered all over a wall with a 50 caliber bullet or seeing some side-boob? According to a recent survey, the side-boob is the worst thing possible.

WhatTheyPlay, a site for parents of gamers, ran a survey to find out what is the most offensive. The four choices were: A graphically severed human head, A man and woman having sex, Multiple use of the F-word, and Two men kissing.

As you can see from the resulting graph above, both A man and women having sex and Two men kissing came in above A graphically severed human head. So let me get this straight… having your kids see sex in a game (something they ALL will be doing when they grow up) or gay attraction is much worse than someone being beheaded? What a fucked up society we live in. I guess the parents from this survey want their children to be virgin homophobic killers. We’re going to get very far as a society with a lot of those people running around. Pathetic. Absolutely pathetic.

Thanks to Princess O for the tip!