When you woke up this morning, did you think to yourself, “I could really go for some pixelated man junk right now?” Well, in case you did, here is the cinematic of the Full Monty mission which is the very one that the now infamous video dong shot is revealed. The clip is over 4 minutes, so in case you want to fast forward right to the wang, it is at the end. Enjoy. Pervs.
It did not take long for testers to figure out that you can remove the top of a female warrior and make her run around with her jugs for everyone to see. What I noticed, besides her boobs, was the amount of sheer damage she could take. She encountered a ton of enemies and went blow for blow and won convincingly everytime. I just hope that the game is not that easy.
What’s worse for your kid? Seeing an extremely lifelike human character getting his brains splattered all over a wall with a 50 caliber bullet or seeing some side-boob? According to a recent survey, the side-boob is the worst thing possible.
WhatTheyPlay, a site for parents of gamers, ran a survey to find out what is the most offensive. The four choices were: A graphically severed human head, A man and woman having sex, Multiple use of the F-word, and Two men kissing.
As you can see from the resulting graph above, both A man and women having sex and Two men kissing came in above A graphically severed human head. So let me get this straight… having your kids see sex in a game (something they ALL will be doing when they grow up) or gay attraction is much worse than someone being beheaded? What a fucked up society we live in. I guess the parents from this survey want their children to be virgin homophobic killers. We’re going to get very far as a society with a lot of those people running around. Pathetic. Absolutely pathetic.
Thanks to Princess O for the tip!
No man can stop him, no God can contain him and apparently one woman cannot satisfy him. Kratos needs a little 3-way to earn some health. This is a shot from God of War: Chains of Olympus coming to PSP this March.
The game is not so great, but there are hooters. Just watch.
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