Before everyone shits their respective pants, this is just a user video from what seems like it could be an actual movie and not just a trailer. Though it looks beat, it has the setting for a great porno. Think of all the possibilities. Mega Man hopefully fights female robots, or else it would be a little too much man on man on man on robot. I would like to see the Mega Buster drop a load or four on Deep Throat Woman or DVDA Woman. Anyway, here is the trailer sans gratuitous robot sex.
The Megaman theme was a staple of the NES synthesizer game tunes. When I hear it, I get a Pavlovian response and instantly want to beat the shit out of Air Man. This user vid shows a dedicated and creative gamer putting the theme to some decent lyrics. Robot dogs kick ass.
On July 20th, you can download both map packs 1 and 2 for the price of on the house reports ign.com for the Xbox360 version. There will also be an auto update to handle some connection issues sometime towards the end of the month. You’ll know when you boot the gane that its ready.
Also, Frank West, the character from Dead Rising will be a multiplayer character as well as Mega Man, a Capcom staple. The character Joe, who was also in the game will be available as well. This will be an automatic downloadable patch also on July 20th and Map Pack 1 will be a part of it.
Capcom reports that the Original Megaman will return completely reworked to the PS3 according to softpedia.com. The game is said to have original characters and missions but should have much new content including advanced graphics and online play. I hope this is a trend of having the old classics which can be picked up and played with the graphics and online abilities we expect today.
Things seemed to go right for most of the upper seeds in the “To Catch a Predator” bracket… but anything can happen when dealing with sexual deviants.
Match 1: (1) Hard Man (MM 3) vs. (7) Snake Man (MM 3)
After coming off an upset win, Snake Man needed to somehow find a way to slow down Hard Man. What does a man do to one who has never known flaccidty? Snake Man quickly boards a bus for Tijuana and picks up a bootleg prescription for the Mexican equivalent of Viagra and heads back stateside for the match. Underway, Snake Man begins to worry, his erection has persisted for more than 4 hours and he knew he had to consult a physician. Out of desperation, he asks Hard Man to bestow mercy on him. Hard Man looks Snake Man dead in the eyes and says, “4 hours? My erection has lasted twenty seven years bitch.” It was a hard day’s night indeed.
Winner: Hard Man
(3) Drill Man (MM 4) vs (4) Quick Man (MM 2 )
Here are two mega men you would not leave your daughter alone with for a minute. Especially, if your daughter was an attractive Pepsi machine. Quick man had a plan to derail the Drill man express. He rented a good humor machine and wheeled it in to the ring. To no one’s surprise, Drill Man became infatuated and ran over to introduce himself. The plan was for Drill Man to make sweet sweet love to the ice cream machine and develop hypothermia from the below freezing temperatures. Unfortunately, “I don’t know what you’ve been told, but Good Humor pussy is mighty cold”, is what was shouted by Drill man as he began to go to town on the Choco Taco slot. After he was finished, he stabbed Quick man in the face with a Firecracker pop.
Well, the dust has settled and we have our Round 2 combatants ready for action. Check back tomorrow for the results of the first leg of the next round. Just in case you missed some first round action, just type in “ultimate showdown” in our search engine and catch up on the carnage.
Capcom held it’s annual Gamer’s Day in San Fransisco this week. Their biggest announcement: Lost Planet coming to PC. This has been a huge hit for the Xbox 360, so why not port it over. I’m sure the sequel will end up on PC and PS3 as well, but there’s been no announcements yet on that front.
For the Nintendo DS, there’s two new games coming, both in the sequel realm. The first is a new Phoenix Wright game for all you wanna-be attorneys out there. The second is a new Mega Man game. Check out our current Ultimate Showdown to see who’s the best Mega Man villian of all time. It might make the gameplay on this new game just a little bit better.
There’s going to be a lot of great downloadable titles coming for Xbox 360, PS3, and PC this year. The best of the list are Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo HD and Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix. These classics are getting a new twist with 1080p graphics and online play on all platforms. As if we haven’t had enough Street Fighter games anyway…
I like to see that all of these games are coming simultaneously for all platforms. It gives everyone some choice and a chance to play these great games.
Match 1: (1) Air Man (MM 2 ) vs. (8) Bright Man (MM 4)
He’ll huff and puff and pretty much blow you, away. Air man us basically all the bad things in the bible. No, not really, but if you get too close, its gonna be a Maxell ad all over again. On the other hand, Bright man, has giant 60 watt light bulb stuck to his head. Bright man is a good friend to have in a hurricane and was last seen on QVC selling samurai swords because fluorescent bulbs put him out of business. Bright man is like the first guy you fight in Mike Tyson’s punchout, kind of old school, but still a pussy. Air man offers to give Bright man a job, then blows him into a brick wall.
Match 1: (1) Shade Man (MM 7 ) vs. (8) Knight Man (MM 6)
This is basically the equivalent of 2 girls fighting on the playground over the swingset. Shade man happens to be a robot vampire? That makes about as much sense as a shit flavored lollipop. On the other hand, Knights are supposed to be the good guys and bang wenches in towers and so forth. What is Shade man gonna do, latch on and drain some oil. Turns out Knight man loves chinese food and had some shrimp in garlic sauce before the fight. Vampire rules apply here in the Matrix.
On July 20th, you can download both map packs 1 and 2 for the price of on the house reports 
Capcom reports that the Original Megaman will return completely reworked to the PS3 according to 
Capcom held it’s annual Gamer’s Day in San Fransisco this week. Their biggest announcement: Lost Planet coming to PC. This has been a huge hit for the Xbox 360, so why not port it over. I’m sure the sequel will end up on PC and PS3 as well, but there’s been no announcements yet on that front.
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