Scribblenauts has dropped in the US of A so most people are giggling away like school girls, trying to stump the game and make penis shaped items appear. Across the pond there is much less glee and celebration as Scribblenauts has yet to hit shelves. But to keep these limey soccer hooligans happy they are localizing the English game into… English. So that means I’m screwed. Lots of ‘Z’s get replaced with ‘S’s, random ‘U’s will be inserted in places and every other word doesn’t mean what it should. Jerkoffs become Wankers, liquor store become off-license, underwear becomes pants, sausages are bangers and all hell breaks loose.

Hopefully with this localiZation they will add in the word ‘Yob’ so you can put a drunk guy who mumbles a lot, punches you in the face then vomits on his own shoes. Or maybe ‘Craic’ will have the same but replace the yob with a ginger Irish guy? Does this mean next there will be an Australian localization where every word gets shortened and ends in ‘O’? We will have to wait until October 5th to find out. Well the Brits will have to wait I’m going to fly back to the former colony and get the REAL version.