This guy makes safety seem like a dangerous job. What really sucks is the dude in the yellow helmet who probably thought he was just there for moral support and another set of hands but ends up wiping out and freezing his balls off.

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Have you ever seen that movie from the mid 90’s, “White Men Can’t Jump?”. It’s very good and you should check it out. This is the opening scene to the sequel, “White Kids Shouldn’t Dunk” and possibly in the trilogy, “Use Bolts to Secure Your Basketball Hoop, not Scotch Tape.” Sucks for Kurt.

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It looked like he initally sized up the railing well the first time. The front tire made it over no problem. I think the problem was the back  tire. Bonus pts for the painful groan at the end. You can’t fake that shit.

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In the spirit of the Olympics, here is a blond chick who attempts about a 4 foot high jump. You’ll never guess what happens next. For her sake, we can only hope she was drunk, retarded, or both. I heard they might cancel Title IX because of this.

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I swear, people are getting dumber by the minute. Watch this dummy attempt a backflip off a six foot high fence. You guessed it, he lands on his face. As dumb as these people may be, I don’t get tired of watching them be idiots.

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Talk about the lamest possible way to entertain some kids. A fucking tape race down a hill? Awesome. How can this go wrong? Easy. You place a video camera in the way of the most hysterical kids path, which he obviously points out. So, you leave it. Hilarity ensues.

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Minor traffic accidents are just one of those things. They just happen. Usually people just say fuck it and go on their way or wait for a cop to show up and say fuck it and everyone be on their way. These guys did not find it so minor. It would be a sad report in the paper where two men are killed in a minor car accident when their pathetic fist fight ends up in oncoming traffic.

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Remember that movie Rad from the 1980’s? It made BMX look so badass and every kid wanted to go off huge ramps and do backflips. This kid did the same thing for BMX, but in the opposite fashion. A decent nutshot followed by a better faceplant is the result of this poorly executed jump.

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Many questions have plagued mankind for centuries. Is there life on other planets? Is there a God or some greater power? Do ginger kids have souls? Here is one opinion. I think you know where he stands.

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I don’t know what the expected outcome of this jump was supposed to amount to, but I am going to answer for Bigfoot myself:
“No, I’m not okay. Furthermore, I am a jackass. Get help.”

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