I know people are trying to get in shape and I commend this kid for trying. I don’t commend his friends for telling an overweight, uncoordinated kid to jump on a moving treadmill. He is lucky he didn’t bite through his lip.
I thought this might be staged, but then again, it seems like the camera was on a tripod and no one else was around. Why she picked the smallest table in the house to stand on, I’ll never know. What I do know is that wherever she lives, the forecast calls for partly cloudy and a 100% chance of raining bitches.
I remember riding my first bike. I remember also that I understood that if I am going to fast or losing control of said bike, I use the break. I guess the mom was too busy buying Tommy Hilfiger shirts to tell the kid how to stop. The dad also felt his camera work superseded helping the kid who will now have many years of extensive therapy with trust issues.
I had no idea this was a real song until I googled it. I really thought the guys from South Park made this up on their own. Though a little disappointed its satirical as opposed to original, nevertheless, its still funny and disturbing. When he says, “Be careful, I’m delicate like a flower”, I swear I cringed.
Check out this jerkass from the Home Shopping Network. He is trying to peddle some overpriced piece of shit camera on the public by showing blown up pictures of various animals. It takes him a full minute to realize what he is looking at is not a horse. I guess I can see how they are both misconstrued. My producer has informed me that I am a full fledged fucking imbecile and should be able to differentiate between a small flying insect and a 700 pound quadruped. Note the bushy tail. You make Corky from Life Goes On look like Benjamin fucking Franklin.
This is Ninja Cat. He is coming for you. By the time you seen him, its already too late. Its not really who Ninja Cat is, but what he does that defines him. He also likes Teddy Grahams.
This dad thinks it would be hysterical to mess with his 3 year old son and is somehow surprised when the kid is hysterical with fear and confusion. When who I assume in his wife asked what the commotion is, he blames the kid. When this kid gets about 14 tattoos and a meth problem in 12 years, he can blame himself.
People say that stalking someone is the highest form of flattery. Tell that to this weatherman who is creeped out beyond belief. Its hard to say whether this is real or the guy is faking, but if it is real, the weatherman should lock up tight. Somewhere right now the superfan is putting on lipstick and touching himself while listening to the Lion King soundtrack.
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