What do you get the boy who has everything. I think this video speaks for itself. Now Matt can be all cozy when he is playing games, never having to worry about dropping the Wiimote when I’m pwning his ass in Wii Tiger.

Update: I just purchased one for Matt. He selected royal blue. I also selected royal blue because you can get a free one also. Somehow this all cost me like 61 dollars. Fucking snuggies.

Today is a holiday you will not find on most calendars, but is an important day nonetheless. The straw that stirs the drink that is Loot Ninja, or what he tells himself that every night before he sleeps in his Tony Stewart race car bed, Matt Banks turns 28 today.  Everyone here at Loot Ninja wishes you a happy birthday and hope you have a fun day of gaming and Big Montana sandwiches from Arby’s.

By the way, I called the manager at Chuck E. Cheese. They serve beer now but you have to have a child with you under 13 to gain entry, so we are going to dress Max in a Link costume and see if we can get in. If not, we are going to Denny’s. Sausage Grand Slam FTW.