Setting up a new gaming system is hard people! Hard work I tell ya! Really flippin’ hard! We go out and buy that $300 next-gen gaming system, take it home to simply stare at it, and then beat the living piss out of it with a leg bone from 2001: A Space Odyssey. It sits there idly, looking pretty next to your TV setup. Trouble is, how the hell do you hook it up and play a game on it? I don’t know? All of these cords and buttons to press? It’s almost like trying to start a flying futuristic car! Do you you? Crap, call up the best Scottish scientist you know of! What? He’s too busy cloning sheep to have sex with? Geek Squad might know.
These white shirted Mormon looking dudes will come over to your house, take $130 dollars out of your cookie jar, setup your PS3, and then rape you in the ass without anal lube, free of charge in front of your kids. Why? Because they can. And they will.
The picture above is kind of blurry, but it states that the Best Buy Geek Squad will come and configure your gaming system, setup parental controls (don’t really need to), install all of the latest firmware updates (automated setup process for 20 minutes), setup local user accounts (takes 5 to 10 minutes) and get you online with a PSN account (takes about 20 minutes). Overall that’s about an hour or so of setup time. We’re looking at European car repair time/money ratio here people. Mechanics that work on Porches don’t get paid that much. Why does some pimply douchebag with a black tie who drives a shitty ass Beetle get $130 of my bones?
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