The price of gas is going down and this is allowing more and more people to drive. There are some people who should not be allowed to drive, such as this lady. Worst trip to the convenience store for a 12 pack of beer ever.
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Watch as this guy gets creative with the use of mines in Fallout 3 and manages to kill this one particular character and himself in some rather interesting ways. I never get tired of watching limbs fly off in Fallout except when they are mine. There are some funny clips where the old man is untouched and actually kills the player, I also get a kick out of the old man yelling “Brutality!” and then getting blown up. Enjoy.
Helen Keller lead an extremely tough life but is an inspiration to many. Why do people keep trying to play her on stage? The ghost of Helen Keller strikes again. Thank god she has a sense of humor. Watch for the guy who leaves after the play gets good.
People need motivation. If they didn’t, then why is every single meeting room in America littered with small quips pasted with pictures of seagulls flying or of some serene background? I say it is time we unmotivate people. Every Thursday, I will do my best to unmotivate you from doing something and make you laugh in the process. Nothing says productivity like spending your day laughing at the shortcomings of others.
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Somehow I found this relevant to post today with all the political mumbo jumbo being thrown around. You can hear a crack, then…well… just watch.
This is an original feature to Loot Ninja that will continue to debut every Tuesday. Caveat Emptor is a legal term for “Buyer Beware”. We give you the heads up on mistakes we have made buying things.
This week: Drinking Jager Bombs at the Jersey Shore not only make you hammered, they make you turn into a giant douche bag.
Mistake: Actually believing that the chicks in the corner staring at you think your popped collar and awful smelling drink want to bang you.
Reality: The Jager Bomb gets you drunk, hyped, and angry all at the same time. Mixing absurd amounts of stimulants (Taurine and Sugar) and depressants (Trace opiates found in Jagermeister) all taken in one fell swoop are a recipe for disaster. Also screaming “Jager Bombs!” at the top of your lungs to let everyone know you came to party doesn’t help the case either.
Outcome. You’re hammered. You spent a shitload of money. There is spilled yellow/brownish fluid on your pink Polo (collar still popped), and the girls are nowhere to be found.
Final price: You came to get laid. Epic fail. Might as well go pick a fight.
Caveat Emptor: Chicks don’t dig blacked out idiots fist-pumping covered in booze and energy drinks.
If you didn’t know that tomorrow is election day, its a sign that you’re on too much meth. Chris Berman is doing an interview with both candidates tonight during halftime of the football game on ESPN. Why, no one knows. Here is a classic Berman freak out spliced with some Obama. Berman losing it FTW.
Do you love your family? Do you care about their safety? Do you also love shotguns? Do you want to protect your family with shotguns? America…..Fuck Yeah.
This is perhaps one of the most blatant verbal displays of trickery to disguise sexy talk as something else in a video game. If you were to just take the audio and play this to someone they would have no clue that it was from a game and not a dirty movie. Take a listen and you be the judge, do you think the voice actors were aware of what they were doing or was this spliced together?
People need motivation. If they didn’t, then why is every single meeting room in America littered with small quips pasted with pictures of seagulls flying or of some serene background? I say it is time we unmotivate people. Every Thursday at noon, I will do my best to unmotivate you from doing something and make you laugh in the process. Nothing says productivity like spending your day laughing at the shortcomings of others.
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