I am usually unimpressed by pool hijinks, but I have to say that this is pretty good. Not overly dangerous and it took some creativity. Sort of reminds me of all those Halo 3 Forge videos with crazy plasma grenade kills. Some language here, so turn it low if you are at work. Man, that was so clean.
This British thought it would be funny to stuff a pillow in his shirt and slide along the floor. He also made fun of overweight people and slapped his ass for good measure. Maybe he should have spent more time tethering his Wiimote to his wrist and less time being a complete dipshit.
People say that stalking someone is the highest form of flattery. Tell that to this weatherman who is creeped out beyond belief. Its hard to say whether this is real or the guy is faking, but if it is real, the weatherman should lock up tight. Somewhere right now the superfan is putting on lipstick and touching himself while listening to the Lion King soundtrack.
Straight from the “Too Good to be True” files, comes a tale of star-crossed love, jealously, and hilarity. The popular game Second Life, which allows real life people to portray alter-egos and pretend to be something they cannot, has made the news for all the wrong reasons. The hot piece of ass known as Kimberly Jernigan, 55, tried to kidnap her ex-boyfriend, of Second Life. The two met in real life recently and the man was no longer interested in her. Likely because she looks like the female equivalent of Chunk from Goonies. Anyway, this is where the lady goes bat shit.
Kimberly allegedly drove to her ex-boyfriend’s Pennsylvania workplace and attempted to kidnap the man at gunpoint. Apparently she couldn’t even manage that successfully, and had to come back two weeks later and track him down to his Delaware home, posing as a postal worker to find his address. After cutting and removing a screened window to gain entry to the man’s house, she lay in wait for him with a set of handcuffs, a roll of duct tape, a taser, a BB gun and her dog Gogi.
Her foolproof scheme failed after the man simply ran away, having entered to find a laser beam pointed at his chest. Kimberley had fled soon after, but her dog was discovered bound in duct tape and abandoned in the bathroom to stop him making noise. She was found an hour later in Maryland and taken into custody after a “brief struggle” at a rest stop.
I went to school in Delaware and know exactly where this happened. I can’t knock the idea of Second Life. People sometimes want to be something else besides themselves. There is nothing wrong with innocent imagination, but when some lady attempts to kidnap someone because she probably did not look like what she said she did gives the whole premise a feel of violation and insecurity. I hope to God the cops tased her. She now gets to spend close to the rest of her First Life in a comfy women’s prison.
Nothing about this video feels anything remotely close to good, but just in case any of you want to try this, here is fair warning. The word is the kid has to have his tonsils removed as a result. If the guys on Jackass didn’t try it, there is probably a good reason for it.
Our young readers might not remember this, but there was a fad in the 80’s where music stars would get together and record awful songs to raise money for good causes. This “group”, USA for Africa, recorded the ear-splitting “We are the World.” To make matters worse, creepy Asian look-a-likes perform it on a bizarre game show. Watch in disbelief.
Frank Caliendo and Jay Mohr lend their voices and the funny to the new Blitz the League II game for Xbox 360. Frank gives his classic fake Madden voice and Jay provides some color commentary as your agent.
Line of the video has to be:
“He looks like he has been holding on to balls in tight spots his whole life.”
From the too good to be true files, Eidos has now made internet history. Lara Croft, the first female gaming star and spank bank fodder for fanboys everywhere has been tainted. The latest model to portray Lara has some grooming problems to say the least. Grooming problems of the female nature as if she had Don King in a leglock. You’re going to have to see this for yourself. The picture is borderline NSFW, so its after the jump. Beware, you may be a changed person.
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