People think horses are stupid. Maybe they are. Maybe they aren’t. One thing is for sure. If you clap like a jackass behind a 1200 lbs animal, it is going to kick you in the chest. Seabiscuit 1. Clapping jackass 0.
Contrary to popular belief, it is NEVER time for the perculator. Gravity stalks drunk, fat chicks like the grim reaper stalks Artie Lange. However, it may be time for the treadmill. Have a great weekend everybody.
Drinking Everclear (190 proof grain alcohol) and then blowing it into a flame is a sure way to impress chicks. Be that as it may, no chick wants to fuck the guy who has to spend three days in the burn unit. Chemistry tip of the day: Wipe your face clear of the booze before you blow it into a flame. If you don’t, you end up like this guy.
This is really unbelievable. When I am not playing, reading, or writing about video games, I spend 70 hours a week as a Biochemist for a well known Pharmaceutical company. After 8 years of higher education, I feel like I have a strong grip on the dos and don’ts of chemical reactions. This dipshit obviously did not pay attention. How he is a Doctoral Professor and has all his fingers and eyebrows is beyond me. If that face shield was not down, he likely would have blinded anyone sitting in the first 3 rows.
Scuba gets another Friday off and I’m here looking for funny videos. My job is so tough. I found this one and it made me cringe. My legs have been crossed for hours. Write this down people: dogs are hunters. They will chase a laser pointer. Their teeth are sharp. Send over a bucket of ice with a bottle of champagne. Have the card read, “Tough luck, use the bucket to ice down your marbles, get drunk on me, signed Z.”
By know you have heard of the kid who absolutely lost his marbles after his parents took away his WoW account. Just in case, here is what happened. Here is what happened after that. What brought on this series of unfortunate but absolutely hysterical events? Watch and judge, my friends. Watch and judge.
Remember the kid who completely lost all self control when his parents cancelled his WoW account? If not, here it is. For the rest of us, we all wondered what the fallout would be. Well, here it is. The video quality blows, but the sound is fine. The chances of this kid naming his brother his best man at his wedding? Just about as good as this kid not smothering his brother with a pillow one night.
This is one of the most original ideas I have seen in awhile. Imagine you are sitting on the beach. Half passed out listening to your iPod while your girlfriend is reading In Touch magazine and asking you why guys find Megan Fox so hot and the beach is invaded by a WWII soldier. Priceless.
Steve is away on a long weekend, maybe to Fire Island, who knows. To keep in check with the Friday Video, I thought maybe we bring you a prank from some people who have brain cells, instead of those who just want to get shot in the nuts with fireworks. I want to try this, but don’t have any spare airbags sitting around.
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