I don’t know who Jessica is or why she declared martial law on this kid’s balls, but I spit my afternoon coffee all over the place.

Have a great weekend everyone.

Here is an equation that we all need to live by: Chicks in Bikinis + Kicks in the nuts / caught on camera = video gold. The girls planned this. The guy didn’t see it coming.  I laughed like a bastard. We all win here. Except for the guy with sore nads.

Bikini Chick Kicks Reporter in the Nuts – Watch more Funny Videos

You asked. I listened. I delivered. You laugh.  If life were only this easy.

Taking a small step away from nut shots today, sorry Jack. Here is a simple math algorithim that will give you a nice mindfuck on a Friday. If you didn’t cheat, he can read your soul.

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Taking a break from nutshots today, here is a virtual smorgasbord of the best virals over the past few years. I dont’t know which is more pathetic: the person who took the time to compile this list or the jerkoff who posts the person’s compilation. Either way, happy Friday.

Viral Video Legends Compilation – Watch more Funny Videos

As if this kid’s life could not get any better. Watch as his brother tapes him, again, being a complete shithead, again. Quote of the year from Grandma answering where she thinks the phone is. Remember where he tried to stick it? I am praying this is all real because I could watch this all day.

I decided to go with an old standby on this happy Friday. Here is a few minutes of nonstop nut shots. I know you like ‘em, and I like to make you happy because I make car parts for the American workingman because that’s who I am and that’s who I care about.

If you get drunk and start play fighting outside in the middle of the night, odds are something bad is going to happen. Enter these douchebags. One punch knockouts are always fun to see.

Play Fight Gone Wrong Knockout – Watch more Funny Videos

People think horses are stupid. Maybe they are. Maybe they aren’t. One thing is for sure. If you clap like a jackass behind a 1200 lbs animal, it is going to kick you in the chest. Seabiscuit 1. Clapping jackass 0.

Horse Kicks Moron in the Chest – Watch more Funny Videos

I have never been to a bar with a mechanical bull in it, but if I did, I wish I was there for this.  Hello gravity and goodbye self respect.

Fat Girl Faceplants Off a Mechanical Bull – Watch more Funny Videos