Have you ever found yourself holding a gun in a dark alley wanting to waste somebody in order to go to jail?  Do you find yourself gluing black cardboard bars to your outside windows of your apartment to make it seem like you are in the big house?  Have you ever just wanted to see what it’s like to be corn-holed in dark cell by an overweight Latino man named Jose?  Have you ever walked around the house holding on to your wife’s pocket asking her to call you “little bitch boy”?  If you answered yes to any of these questions then read on, because I have an RPG game that you might just want to play.  A game not only you will be happy playing, but it should also give your family the peace of mind knowing you aren’t in the joint getting a dirty cock meat sandwich.

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